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Source: forums.toonzone.net --- 29 days ago
*Note:* I haven't decided a title quite yet, I just started this today and I am not sure what fits. This is a very, very rough draft and I am hoping to first extend the story and end it, and then I will go back and expand on portions I feel need expanding. I plan on making this a book and I am... ...

Source: www.emailjokes.co.za --- 48 days ago
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top O the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'   (178 words) ...

Source: emailjokes.co.za --- 6 days ago
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her . But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down . She turned to the patrons, and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same very hairy armpit, and asked,  "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high . . . has got to be a ballerina!"   (193 words) ...

Source: emailjokes.co.za --- 14 days ago
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Source: www.forgehub.com --- 29 days ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k I just posted this in the OM NOM thread.. i think this is epic, though badly done it is still funny ...

Source: www.boxxet.com --- 36 days ago
And that's when Carlton snapped. "Fuck off!" You're off, Carlton?" she asks, smiling briefly. No," Carlton says shortly. What a baby, the Shawn-voice says. Don't be such a crybaby, Carlton. Come on. Be a man. Where?" Carlton asks, pulling away to look Shawn in the eyes. Original story at Psych slash fanfiction . View our complete collection of news and blogs, plus related videos, photos and more at Boxxet: Psych . ...

Source: www.emailjokes.co.za --- 29 days ago
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