McCain Jokes

Source: firstread.msnbc.msn.com --- 54 days ago
From NBC/NJ's Mike Memoli LIBERTY, Mo. -- After weeks of treading carefully on all things Palin , Biden has now showed a new willingness to take on the Alaska governor on a host of issues. The latest example came as he discussed McCain’s mortgage plan, making reference to one of Palin’s criticisms of himself. “Sarah Palin says, you know, ‘I was in 2nd grade when Joe Biden was elected to the United States Senate at age 29,’” he said this afternoon. “That’s true, but she was in 6th grade the last time John had a new idea.” The crowd of about 700 people at William Jewell College erupted with laughter and applause to the joke, which highlighted a disparity in the age of the two Republican ticket-mates -- the oldest and the youngest of the four principals. Just an hour or so earlier, Biden mocked McCain’s age as he talked with patrons of a nearby coffee shop. An older gentleman told the Delaware senator that he caucused for him when he campaigned two decades ago. “You know, the hardest part, I’ve been the youngest everything for so much of my life,” Biden said. “Now I’m the old guy in the campaign. Thank God John McCain’s around.” “The second oldest,” a local man interrupted. “He’s still a few years older than I am,” Biden answered. ...( read more ) ...

Source: news.google.com --- 47 days ago
Sky News John McCain, Barack Obama Trade Campaign Attacks for Late Night Jokes ABC News - 35 minutes ago By MARK MOONEY The presidential campaign trail has morphed into the comedy circuit as Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama were more intent on going for laughs instead of the jugular in what is expected to be the candidates' last joint appearance before ... McCain, Obama, the complete Al Smith dinner transcripts Kansas City Star McCain, Obama trade comic barbs at New York charity function 9:16 ... Dallas Morning News Christian Science Monitor  - Boston Globe  - Voice of America  - Chicago Tribune all 724 news articles ...

Source: www.reuters.com --- 47 days ago
Oct. 17 - U.S. presidential rival candidates, Barack Obama and John McCain traded wisecracks instead of campaign attacks at a New York dinner. ...

Source: abcnews.go.com --- 21 days ago
Senator says he is sleeping like a baby -- waking up every two hours and crying. ...

Source: blogs.wsj.com --- 28 days ago
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Source: electioncenter.military.com --- 46 days ago
October 17 - McCain and Obama show a lighter side to their personalities and campaigns at a charity dinner. ...

Source: www.npr.org --- 46 days ago
Sens. Barack Obama and John McCain took a break from the campaign trail last night to roast each other at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, a charity event organized by the Catholic Archdiocese of New York. Here's the transcript. Check out some of their zingers below. Obama's Speech: McCain's Speech: And the Jokes don't stop there, apparently. CNN reports Sarah Palin will appear on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Meanwhile, Barack Obama is warning Democrats that mistakes could still bring 'defeat' on Election Day, as some polls show the race tightening again. -- Geoffrey Bennett ...

Source: www.dslreports.com --- 47 days ago
Good stuff from both sides. Obama - http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b55_1224214196 McCain - http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=20c_1224212118 -- Noob Gamers V2.0 ...

Source: www.independent.co.uk --- 46 days ago
John McCain and Barack Obama swapped self-deprecating Jokes instead of campaign jabs on Thursday night at at the Al Smith Memorial Fund Charity Dinner in New York, the Republican saying he had replaced his team of senior advisers with "Joe the Plumber" while the Democrat claimed his own "greatest strength would be my humility." ...

Source: www.cbsnews.com --- 47 days ago
John McCain and Barack Obama swapped Jokes instead of campaign jabs Thursday night, the Republican saying he had replaced his team of advisers with "Joe the Plumber" while the Democrat claimed his own "greatest strength would be my humility." ...

Source: www.post-gazette.com --- 46 days ago
U.S. Sen. John McCain appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman" Thursday night and admitted his failure to show up when he was previously booked was a mistake. "I screwed up," McCain said. ...

Source: www.nzherald.co.nz --- 47 days ago
NEW YORK: Presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama swapped self-deprecating Jokes instead of campaign jabs yesterday, the Republican saying he had replaced his team of senior advisers with "Joe the Plumber" while the Democrat... ...

Source: www.moreover.com --- 45 days ago
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Oct 19 2008 4:29AM GMT ...

Source: www.mustsharejokes.com --- 56 days ago
More John McCain Jokes | More Conan O'Brien Jokes SNL Skit : John McCain Approves | Jay Leno on John McCain David Letterman on John McCain Big announcement today. John McCain's campaign, I don't know if you heard this, has closed their offices in Michigan, and they say they won't try to compete for votes there. That's the latest. Yeah, apparently, this is part of McCain's strategy to try to win votes only in the original 13 colonies. Focus on your strengths. He's going to campaign by horseback. President Bush invited Barack Obama and John McCain to a meeting at the White House this afternoon at 4:00. Yeah. Or, as McCain calls it, just after dinner. He eats dinner on a tray in front of the TV, and then, off to the White House. Today, John McCain made a big announcement. He said he wants to postpone Friday’s presidential debate, but not because of the economic crisis. It turns out TV Land is airing a 'Golden Girls' marathon. John McCain has been trying to look younger on the campaign trail by using a makeup artist named Tiffany who works on 'American Idol.' True story, yeah. Tiffany says, 'Making John McCain look younger is easy, but what is really hard is making Paula Abdul look sober.' Everybody was excited about the Emmys, including John McCain, who, during the Emmys, said, 'Uh, 'Gunsmoke' win anything? Yesterday, the president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, challenged John McCain to a debate. Did you know that? Yeah. McCain says if h ...

Source: www.euronews.net --- 47 days ago
Obama and McCain trade Jokes at charity dinner ...

Source: link.brightcove.com --- 47 days ago
U.S. presidential rival candidates Barack Obama and John McCain trade wisecracks instead of campaign attacks at an annual New York fundraiser for Catholic charities, a traditional stop for the two main contenders for the White House. Video courtesy of Reuters. (Oct. 17) ...