Gardenhire

Source: www.fanfeedr.com --- 12 days ago
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Source: www.twinkietown.com --- 13 days ago
Any excuse to post this photo is a good one. View full size photo » As you may be aware, Ozzie Guillen is on the Twitter.  Ken Williams ("No comment…and make sure you write that it is a no comment with a head shake from side to side") sounds like he is already on Joe Don Baker's Pepto-and-whiskey diet from Cape Fear, and I fully expect this to destroy the White Sox organization faster than if they brought back their 1970s shorts jerseys (pictured). However, it does make me yearn for Ron Gardenhire to follow the lead of Pat Neshek and Denard Span and try his hand at the Twitter.  After all, Gardy also has a temper, and isn't shy about expressing his opinion (see also: Wendelstedt, Hunter ) even when holding his tongue would be the better course of action for his wallet.    I imagine it would look something like this: getafteritgardy:  hey guys, I'm on the damn Twitter now.   @thisisdspan and @PatNeshek talked me into it.  thisisdspan: @getafteritgardy awesome!  You talk Andy into signing up yet? getafteritgardy: @thisisdspan nah, he's busy combing his spring mustache, and now Mijares says he won't pitch at home till Dome Dogs R back LOL. lewfordthewise: hey, @getafteritgardy, if ur not 2 busy, can you put in a good word for me w/Cincy?  getafteritgardy: @lewfordthewise WTF u pull yourselff away from Warcraft world to get to spring training? SMH poutineanddingers: sup guys, it's Morneau.  Looking 2 take some swings this wknd, anyone a ...

Source: bagwine.blogspot.com --- 17 days ago
Hee Hee...Oh were to begin..? Monday at 8:54 A.M. I received the following e-mail from one, Gary Gardenhire: Oh, Matt-Man, I would so love to ruminate with you, but I just don't think I have the intellectual gifts necessary to give you a good ruminating. You are so obviously brilliant. By the way, Matt-Man, I see one of your "interests" (q.v. listed in my blog profile) -- gee you have so many neat interests -- is being a horses' ass. Wouldn't it be more accurate given your Buckeye brilliance to say that you look like a horse's ass, more particularly one without any hair on it? At first I thought … “Why is the manager of the Minnesota Twins saying awful things about me?” And then I realized…The name of the Twins manager is RON Gardenhire, not Gary. So, I asked aloud, “Who the fuck is Gary Gardenhire and why is he peeing all over me?” I put the crack Bagwine staff to work in order to find out who the hell Gary W. Gardenhire is. It turns out Gary Gardenhire has quite the lengthy and impressive resume. He is a decorated army officer who served for 36 years, an attorney, and a dedicated public servant for the State of Oklahoma. He was an Oklahoma State Senator, Chief Counsel for their Dept. of Health, and served some time as Assistant Attorney General, Chief of the Civil Division. He is, of course, a heap big mug wump in the Oklahoma Republican Party. He may still practice law, but Gary recently retired from all of that Oklahoma State gov ...

Source: ballhype.com --- 17 days ago
FT. MYERS, Fla. — Canadian ice hockey fans continued to mourn on Monday, a day after their national team fell 5-3 to the United States at the Winter Olympics. Among them? Minnesota Twins slugger Justin Morneau (notes) , who was raised near Vancouver, played goaltender at the junior ... Rover found this 8 days ago on sports.yahoo.com Find more top sports news, videos, and blogs on BallHype: MLB , Minnesota Twins , Justin Morneau , Arizona Diamondbacks , Ron Gardenhire ...