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            <title>Dan Bazile sits down with local dentist Dr. Joseph Schumer to discuss what affec...</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.facebook.com --- Saturday, May 18, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dan Bazile sits down with local dentist Dr. Joseph &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; to discuss what affects sports drinks have on dental health. Dr. &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; says water is always best when hydrating, but click below for some tips to avoid cavities while still enjoying your favorite sports drinks. Sports drinks and dental health wnyt.com Local dentist Dr. Joseph &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; sits down with Dan Bazile to discuss the effects that sports drinks have on dental health. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:54:36 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Schumer, Franken Urged IRS To Target Tea Party In 2012</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: nation.foxnews.com --- Friday, May 17, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Daily Caller) Long before the Internal Revenue Service revealed it had improperly targeted conservative 501(c)(4) groups, a group of Democratic senators led by New York Sen. Chuck &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; urged the IRS to do just that. The IRS’s admission last Friday that it had singled out tea party and other groups for extra audits and delays has raised concerns that President Barack Obama’s administration quietly attempted to stymy opponents through intimidation. But many prominent Democrats — including Montana Sen. Max Baucus, Americans United for the Separation of Church and State and the New York Times editorial board — had been publicly calling for tighter restrictions on 501(c)(4) groups affiliated with the tea party and conservatives. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:03:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Amy Schumer Can Take a Compliment</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: gawker.com --- Friday, May 17, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the most recent episode of Inside Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; , comedian Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt;’s new show on Comedy Central, there is a sketch about not taking a compliment. A group of women greets each other by doling out kind words and then immediately dismissing the accolade. Oh I look pretty? No I actually look like Susan Boyle's toothbrush. But then, when one woman happily accepts the compliment and responds with a simple, "thanks!" the others immediately kill themselves. Ladies! They light themselves on fire and blow their brains out. SNL 's Abby Elliot breaks her own neck. Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; steps into moving traffic. This is the rhythm of a typical segment on Inside Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; . She's not pushing comedic form—she uses stand-up bits, one-on-one interviews, sketches, and woman-on-the-street segments—or any particularly hot button issues. She's pushing the joke, exaggerating it so far that it comes back around and makes fun of its own absurdity. And the best of her stuff achieves wonderful comedic paradoxes; it can be simultaneously light-hearted and dark, silly and smart, crass and astute. The show has a lot of room to improve, sure, but it's doing exceedingly well so far. Of the three original series Comedy Central premiered this year, all led by individual comedians (the Kroll Report , the Jeselnik Offensive— she was reportedly dating Anthony Jeselnik), Inside Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; had the strongest launch . Close to 1.6 million people tuned in to the premiere ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Democrat Senator’s Schumer and Franken urged IRS to target Tea Party in 2012</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: caveviews.blogs.com --- Friday, May 17, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chuck &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; and Al Franken Flashback to 2012: Long before the Internal Revenue Service revealed it had improperly targeted conservative 501(c)(4) groups, a group of Democratic senators led by New York Sen. Chuck &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; urged the IRS to do just... ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:15:15 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>cc-studios: Look at this awesome Amy Schumer pop-culture...</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: comedycentral.tumblr.com --- Friday, May 17, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3c83eb5ca3577ce3bb6aed9d5cb047a/tumblr_mmto3llF6G1rcvya2o1_500.jpg" &amp; width="150" &amp; height="101" style="margin: 5pt 10px 0px 0px; float: left;"  border="1" align="left" alt="" /&gt;cc-studios : Look at this awesome Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; pop-culture mashup! If you wanna make your own , we’ll reblog our favorites. Just upload them #Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; , and we’ll find them. Amy’s new show, Inside Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; , airs Tuesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central, but you can go behind the scenes of the show right now on Behind Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt;. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:09 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Think nobody saw it going that way Amy Schumer? Everybody saw it going that way....</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.facebook.com --- Friday, May 17, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think nobody saw it going that way Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; ? Everybody saw it going that way. Comedy Central Radio, Coming May 20. Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; - DVD Exclusive - Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; - Suck at Dating www.comedycentral.com Comedy Central Stand-Up - Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; Video - Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; is the worst dancer. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>FLASHBACK: Dem Senators Led By Chuck Schumer Urged IRS To Target Tea Party Groups…</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: weaselzippers.us --- Friday, May 17, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They got their wish and then some. Via Daily Caller: Long before the Internal Revenue Service revealed it had improperly targeted conservative 501(c)(4) groups, a group of Democratic senators led by New York Sen. Chuck &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; urged the IRS to do just that. The IRS’s admission last Friday that it had singled out tea party and other [...] ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:54:34 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Flashback: Schumer, Franken urged IRS to target tea party in 2012</title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Review: Amy Schumer impressive at Empire Theatre</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.mysanantonio.com --- Friday, May 17, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Review: Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; impressive at Empire Theatre San Antonio Express-News Copyright 2013 San Antonio Express-News. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Updated 11:02 pm, Thursday, May 16, 2013 Comedy Central's hottest star Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; and opening act Mark Normand delivered a smart and hilarious, one-two punch knockout at Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Thursday. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 08:21:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Amy Schumer at the House of Blues, plus music and more Sunday</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.nola.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sunday's highlights: Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt;, Bayou Boogaloo, free concerts and community events. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 05:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Time's running out. Enter to win a free trip to see Amy Schumer perform live in...</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.facebook.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time's running out. Enter to win a free trip to see Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; perform live in NYC before it's too late. http://on.cc.com/15FL0M9 ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 02:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Schumer to introduce bill to shield journalists</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: recordonline.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Responding to news of the gathering of AP records, Sen. Chuck &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt;, D-N.Y. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:34:24 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Amy Schumer generated a lot of material for her show in a relatively short amoun...</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.facebook.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; generated a lot of material for her show in a relatively short amount of time. http://on.cc.com/125Hmad ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Schumer, Senate Democrats Under Pressure on Gay-Inclusive Immigration Reform</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.towleroad.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef017eeb40ad69970d-800wi" &amp; width="150" &amp; height="112" style="margin: 5pt 10px 0px 0px; float: left;"  border="1" align="left" alt="" /&gt;( chris johnson - twitter ) Senate Democrats are increasingly nervous about the prospects of gay-inclusive amendments filed last week by Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) killing the comprehensive immigration reform bill, Politico reports : After strategically keeping the White House at a distance, some key Democrats are privately advocating for the president himself to ask Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.), chief proponent of the measure, to hold off on offering the amendment until the floor debate, where it’s unlikely to pass. “He is working behind the scenes,” Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin (D-Ill.), a Gang of Eight member, told POLITICO when asked whether Democrats wanted Obama to get involved, although declined to get into details. “Obviously it is Sen. Leahy’s call.” Leahy said he spoke with Obama on Wednesday, but the issue didn’t come up. Even if it did, Leahy said, a presidential intervention wouldn’t necessarily sway him. “I am the most senior member of the Senate, I’m an experienced chairman. He’s happy I’m handling immigration,” Leahy said. “He hasn’t suggested whether I should or shouldn’t do it because he knows I’ll make up my own mind.” It's also still unclear whether Senator Chuck &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; (D-NY) would vote for the amendments, they add : After the Gang of Eight didn’t include the protections in the underlying bill, &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; assured advocates that the issue would get a vote in the Democratic-controlled  ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 00:43:40 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Senator Schumer calls on Judiciary Committee to investigate Probation Department’s handling of Renz case</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.cnycentral.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lawmakers are responding to our series of exclusive interviews this week with the man who was first on the scene the night of the Clay horrors. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:57:04 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>popculturebrain: This ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ sketch. Watch it. As...</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: blog.bustedtees.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;popculturebrain : This ‘ Inside Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; ’ sketch. Watch it. As Pete Holmes would say, “laser accuracy.” (by comedycentral ) ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:06:05 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>This “Inside Amy Schumer” Sketch Hilariously Illustrates How Badly (Some) Women Are At Receiving Compliments</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.thefrisky.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you been watching the new Comedy Central show, “Inside Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt;”? I haven’t, but after watching the sketch above , I’m adding it to my now-lean DVR queue. In the clip, Amy and a gaggle of pals (including “Saturday Night Live”‘s Abby Elliott) exchange compliments on everything from clothing items to job promotions to pregnancy news, but each is, uh, incapable of accepting the praise graciously. The sketch is hilarious because it absurdly illustrates something that is totally true — by and large, many women have a hard time accepting compliments without at least disparaging themselves in some way first. This is a topic I’ve written about before. Back in 2010, I wrote about the tendency women have to both give compliments and avoid accepting compliments by insulting some aspect of ourselves. Speaking for myself, there have been many times when someone has complimented, say, my outfit or my work, and I’ve not only downplayed it, but shat all over it. “Oh god, this dress? It’s the only one I have that hides my burrito bloat!” “You liked that essay? I was worried it came out totally stupid!” Likewise, I’ve given many a compliment couched in some teardown of my own perceived faults, i.e. “You have the most perfect lips for wearing lipstick, not all thin and invisible like mine.” In the post, I wrote: Women seem to have this knee-jerk reaction not just to compare themselves to other women, but to vocalize that feeling of ugliness ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:20:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Tony Goldwyn and Amy Schumer perform 'Scandal' fan fiction</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Amy Schumer Takes a Jab at âPhilly Meatheadsâ</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: www.aroundphilly.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt; recently appeared on Letterman to plug her new (and seriously underwhelming) show on Comedy Central, “Inside Amy &lt;b&gt;Schumer&lt;/b&gt;.” While talking about her various experiences performing around the country, she happens to elucidate the strange though somewhat non-existent anomaly that is Philly’s metrosexual meathead population. Hey, it may not be true, but it’s still kind of funny. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:14:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Schumer Conjures Kennedy Ghost at Immigration Hearing</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="Gray"&gt;Source: blogs.wsj.com --- Thursday, May 16, 2013&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ghost of the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, the long-serving Democrat from Massachusetts, is watching over the Senate effort to overhaul the immigration system, one of its main proponents said Thursday. ...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:38:39 GMT</pubDate>
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