You probably heard that Joey Chestnut won the Nathan's dog-biting contest Friday in overtime. He and Takeru Kobayashi finished with 59 each at the end of 10 minutes and then Chestnut finished first in a five-hot dog overtime period. I think it would have been really cool to do the overtime in shootout format. Chestnut eats one, Kobayashi eats one, Chestnut eats No. 2, Kobayashi eats No. 2 until one of them exploded or tapped out. I wish there was a Chicago version of the contest, with the contestants having to eat fully loaded dogs. That would slow 'em down. ...