Maddening CGI monstrosity Beverly Hills Chihuahua treated America as its chew toy this weekend. As the number one movie in the country, it raked in $29 million dollars that could have gone to fixing the economy or saving for the imminant collapse of modern society or anything but supporting the fucking talking chihuahua movie. However, we still love chihuahuas as much as anyone, so we dug into our archive and found the real Beverly Hills Chihuahuas, the teacup-sized tamales that Hollywood's best and brightest keep stuffed in their purses. Click through to see the Peppys and Senor Wiggles being snuggled by Britney Spears, Haylie Duff, Jayne Mansfield and a very amused Matt LaBlanc. ...