Don Quixote rides into an awfully familiar mess. To call Miguel de Cervantes a great writer might be a bit of a stretch. Some of the speeches he penned in Don Quixote are worthy of filibuster status, and he seems to be a little lax on certain details as well. Sancho Panza's burro, for example, gets stolen, then magically reappears for a while, then vanishes again, having been stolen the... ...