Filed under: Yankees , AL East , The Dugout You know what I'm enjoying? A Yankees-free postseason. The last time that happened I was fourteen years old. You know who was good back then? Freaking Paul Molitor. God forsaken Mark Langston was good back then. We had to churn our butter by hand. I feel like I'm living in Tomorrowland, now. Like the people mover is going to slowly roll me toward a happier America where Tampa has a sports team and Manny Ramirez is more than a Rated Rookie. Oh well, no matter what the future holds, at least we'll have that fat-headed gentleman to the right, am I right guys? Guys? Tonight's Dugout (OF TOMORROW!) is after the jump. The Dugout ILoveCashMan: Excuse me, sir? May I come in? /knocks on half-open door HanksForNothing: One minute, I was in the middle of brutally murdering this goat to complete my satanic ritual HanksForNothing: okay, there we go. What's up? ILoveCashMan: I need to get your notes about the 2009 starting rotation. HanksForNothing: The notes on the... on the... oh, yes, yes, the notes on the starting rotation, I should have those here somewhere... HanksForNothing: /rifles through desk Ah yes, here we are, the notes /flattens out wadded up napkin HanksForNothing: /stares at gruesome contents of napkin, gets a thought Wang. ILoveCashMan: Sure, Chien-Ming Wang should be ready to go in 2009. /writes "1. Wang" on notepad HanksForNothing: Then... Roger Clemens! Yessss ILoveCashMan: That's ...
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Filed under: Yankees , AL East , The Dugout You know what I'm enjoying? A Yankees-free postseason. The last time that happened I was fourteen years old. You know who was good back then? Freaking Paul Molitor. God forsaken Mark Langston was good back then. We had to churn our butter by hand. I feel like I'm living in Tomorrowland, now. Like the people mover is going to slowly roll me toward a happier America where Tampa has a sports team and Manny Ramirez is more than a Rated Rookie. Oh well, no matter what the future holds, at least we'll have that fat-headed gentleman to the right, am I right guys? Guys? Tonight's Dugout (OF TOMORROW!) is after the jump. The Dugout ILoveCashMan: Excuse me, sir? May I come in? /knocks on half-open door HanksForNothing: One minute, I was in the middle of brutally murdering this goat to complete my satanic ritual HanksForNothing: okay, there we go. What's up? ILoveCashMan: I need to get your notes about the 2009 starting rotation. HanksForNothing: The notes on the... on the... oh, yes, yes, the notes on the starting rotation, I should have those here somewhere... HanksForNothing: /rifles through desk Ah yes, here we are, the notes /flattens out wadded up napkin HanksForNothing: /stares at gruesome contents of napkin, gets a thought Wang. ILoveCashMan: Sure, Chien-Ming Wang should be ready to go in 2009. /writes "1. Wang" on notepad HanksForNothing: Then... Roger Clemens! Yessss ILoveCashMan: That's ...