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Thursday, April 17, 2008 --- 134 days ago http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/TheSportsComedian/2008/04/17/TSCs_NBA_Easte
| The NBA Playoffs are beginning and we here at TSC are going to break
down the matchups by their mascots, the thing that really matters. Celtics vs. Hawks: Hawks
have long been the bane of midgets hailing from Ireland. Their fued
dates back to the 1400's, when giant hawks would swoop down and grab
them from their fjords because of the attraction to their gold buckle
shoes. But these are modern times, and the Celtics have a lot more
going for them now. Mainly their having hands, and hence the ability to
shoot a firearm, is going to spell trouble for the birds as they can
easily be shot out of the sky. I predict a Celtics victory. But if that
Hawks want to have a chance they are going to have to go after the
Celts only good eye(the right one). They could also get lucky and reap
the benefits of a lung cancer diagnosis mid-game due to the Celts love
for pipe smoking. Prediction: Celtics 4-1 Pistons vs. 76ers: One
of the battles that I have only seen before in my greatest of dreams,
car parts against people from the year 1776. I think too much has
changed in the past 200 years for the 76ers to be competitive in this
series. They are still riding around on horses, wearing those triangle
hats, and writing articles of confederacy. Look for the Pistons to
drive right over the Sixers while they are in the middle of the street
attemtping to draft a declaration of independence. Prediction: Pistons 4-1 Magic vs. Raptors: ... |
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