All right, football zealots. Finally, a televised NFL game (for lack of a better word). It's the Indianapolis Colts and the Washington Redskins. John Madden has been dipped in bronze gravy for this joyous occasion, and Al Michaels will be sitting on his knee. Before you follow along after the J-M-P, please turn in your signed and notarized waiver forms saying I will not be held responsible for you getting bored to death sometime in the third quarter. *** 9:20 — Madden remarks how that official review was a waste of time. I wholeheartedly agree. Now, back to watching Todd Collins running a football offense in August. 9:18 — Ah, cutoff football jerseys. Because previously were weren't convinced that these football players were in shape at all. 9:16 — Why have a montage of Hall of Famers waving at people from the weekend? Todd Collins is running the two-minute drill! This is exciting! Refresh!! 9:14 — Another one of NBC's shows, which is not a remake but a completely new idea that wasn't ganked from the Discovery Channel: America's Toughest Jobs . Next year, stay tuned for Let's See If This Urban Legend Can Be Done With Modern Technology, Using Former Stuntmen, Special Effects Artists, And A Token Hot Redhead . 9:11 — E-mail from Walkoff Walk's Camp Tiger Claw: "I hope the Hall Of Fame Game goes to 9 overtimes." There was a walkoff walk in baseball today, by the way. Can't remember who allowed it, though. 9:09 — Halloween is about th ...