After the Lakers' humiliating defeat in game 6 of the NBA Finals on Tuesday, Phil Jackson was looking for a scapegoat to blame the team's record-shattering defeat. Ignoring the obvious choices of Kobe's selfish playing, the team's collective breakdown on defense, and the sounds of Steven Tyler's heart struggling to beat in the front row, Jackson chose instead to place the blame solely on his longtime mentor, dear friend, and spiritual advisor, none other than Siddhartha Gautama, aka The Buddha. "I hereby renounce Buddhism," proclaimed a teary-eyed Jackson during the post-game press conference. "I now realize it's nothing but a bunch of transcendent, peaceful, nirvana bullshit. I believed in that for twenty years, and what did it get me? Nine championship rings? Come on!" Jackson is reportedly flirting with several new spiritual teachings, including Kabbalah and Punch Kobe In The Fucking Face!-ism. ...
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After the Lakers' humiliating defeat in game 6 of the NBA Finals on Tuesday, Phil Jackson was looking for a scapegoat to blame the team's record-shattering defeat. Ignoring the obvious choices of Kobe's selfish playing, the team's collective breakdown on defense, and the sounds of Steven Tyler's heart struggling to beat in the front row, Jackson chose instead to place the blame solely on his longtime mentor, dear friend, and spiritual advisor, none other than Siddhartha Gautama, aka The Buddha. "I hereby renounce Buddhism," proclaimed a teary-eyed Jackson during the post-game press conference. "I now realize it's nothing but a bunch of transcendent, peaceful, nirvana bullshit. I believed in that for twenty years, and what did it get me? Nine championship rings? Come on!" Jackson is reportedly flirting with several new spiritual teachings, including Kabbalah and Punch Kobe In The Fucking Face!-ism. ...