Joe the Plumber. (They might want to consider calling it the Palin/Plumber campaign, actually) It just makes so much sense, on so many levels, and actually manages to up the national fuckedness factor from where I judge it to stand today. Which is more of a stretch than ever, really. If this dream ticket seems hopelessly far-fetched, to you, just remember that Karl Rove and I are both huge Borges fans. ...