Hobo, interrupting a guy and a girl : Excuse me, could I bum a cigarette or get some spare change? Young man : I'm low on cash and sorry, but I have a cigarette for you. (hands hobo a cigarette) Do you need a light? Hobo : Nope. (walks away) (young man and woman continue conversation, hobo comes back and interrupts again) Hobo : Can I ask you a question? Young man : Shoot! Hobo : What does Matt Damon's dick look like in Audrey Hepburn's ass? Young woman : Trick question. (hobo gives them the finger, walks away) --Central Park Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2008-11-02 ...
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