Unbeknown to many westerners, there has been a fierce battle raging in Japan on the scale of the US civil war. It’s been dubbed “Japan’s toilet wars”. When I first read the headline, I naturally imagined a bunch of toilet bowls dressed in army greens and wearing camouflage, engaging in some form of guerilla warfare on the streets of Japan. But that would just be silly wouldn’t it! Let me tell you, like the end of most wars, it looked like the shit had really hit the fan. Sorry about tha.... ...