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Last night, Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael fought to the death. Fought to the death of Lindsay's grandfather, that is. And like any dutiful mourning son, Michael took the opportunity to get his father's affairs in order, think back upon the good times, and plan a moving funeral. Hahahahaha! No, just kidding. We're talking about Michael Lohan here! He used it as an opportunity to talk to the media and give his daughter a few more jabs . Mike told OK! mag : "My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick." It's like Grandpa Lohan slowly let out his last breath, closed his eyes, and slumped to the side and Michael stood up and spiked his dad's still-warm body, jumping on top of it to do the Carlton dance and crow, "In your fucking FACE, Dina! Boo-yah!" ...
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Last night, Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael fought to the death. Fought to the death of Lindsay's grandfather, that is. And like any dutiful mourning son, Michael took the opportunity to get his father's affairs in order, think back upon the good times, and plan a moving funeral. Hahahahaha! No, just kidding. We're talking about Michael Lohan here! He used it as an opportunity to talk to the media and give his daughter a few more jabs . Mike told OK! mag : "My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick." It's like Grandpa Lohan slowly let out his last breath, closed his eyes, and slumped to the side and Michael stood up and spiked his dad's still-warm body, jumping on top of it to do the Carlton dance and crow, "In your fucking FACE, Dina! Boo-yah!" ...