A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." *Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I Heard that in some other countries a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. * Marriage is a union. It is a union of souls, a union of hearts, a union of minds and a union of thoughts. But soon you will have to pay those union dues. I haven't talked to my wife in three days. I didn't want to interrupt her. I miss my wife's cooking - as often as possible. My wife is an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. * Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went out of business. ...
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