Gerard got run over by a reindeer Walking home from Bob's house Christmas eve. Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Mikey, we believe. He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged him not to go. But he'd left his medication, So he stumbled out the door into the snow. When they found him Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on his forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back. Gerard got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from Bob's house Christmas eve. Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Mikey, we believe. Now were all so proud of Mikey, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Ray. It's not Christmas without Gerard. All the Band's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up his gifts or send them back? Gerard got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from Bob's house Christmas eve. Frank can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Mikey, we believe. Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle, That would just have matched the hair in Gerards wig.....? I've warned all my friends and neighbours. "Better watch out for yourselves." They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. Gerard got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve ...
Anytime
