Classic one-liners from the Tonight Show, where "Carnac the Magnificent" answers questions that have been sealed in an envelope, then opens the envelope to reveal the question: Answer: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou. Question: Name three things that have yeast. Answer: The Nestea Plunge. Question: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is topped up? Answer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Question: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H? Answer: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo. Question: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be? Answer: Zeppo Marx. Question: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zeppo? Answer: Touchback. Question: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you? Answer: Kitchy-kitchy-koo. Question: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy? Answer: Big Ben, Joe Namath, and a candidate's campaign promises. Question: What is a clock, a jock and a crock. Answer: Sis Boom Bah. Question: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes? Answer: Yassir Arafat. Question: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra? Answer: Donald, Benji, and Alexis Carrington. Question: Name a duck, mutt, and a slut. Answer: Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan. Question: Name two hockey players and a hockey puck. Answer: Catch-22. Question: What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 pop flies. Answer: A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly ...
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