Realizing she has the acting skills of a ham sandwich, Jessica Alba has turned her vagina into an ATM by signing a $1.5 million photo deal with OK! Magazine , according to TMZ : We're hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other "event" -- Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Dear struggling actresses, models and reality TV stars, If anyone of you are looking to cash in on the instant publicity and lucrative photo deals that come with birthing a child, I have a penis. Just saying. Sincerely, The Superficial Writer P.S. Please be hot and/or drive a beer truck made entirely of chicken wings. Photos: Flynet ...
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Realizing she has the acting skills of a ham sandwich, Jessica Alba has turned her vagina into an ATM by signing a $1.5 million photo deal with OK! Magazine , according to TMZ : We're hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other "event" -- Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Dear struggling actresses, models and reality TV stars, If anyone of you are looking to cash in on the instant publicity and lucrative photo deals that come with birthing a child, I have a penis. Just saying. Sincerely, The Superficial Writer P.S. Please be hot and/or drive a beer truck made entirely of chicken wings. Photos: Flynet ...