In honor of the "Jason Giambi mustache" giveaway at Yankee Stadium today, here is a very funny Top 10 list, written by the good folks at Yanksblog.com The humor borrows liberally from Cole Hamels Facts , but that's all right. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, you know. Here are the top 10 facts about Jason Giambi's mustache (sorry, I mean Mustache): 10. Jason Giambi's Mustache votes for him online - while he's playing. 9. The scar on Jason Giambi's upper lip is from the first time he shaved his Mustache - a mistake he knows not to make again. 8. Jason Giambi's Mustache makes women want to grow a mustache. 7. When Tom Selleck/Thomas Magnum, P.I.'s mustache prays at night, it prays to Jason Giambi's Mustache. 6. Jason Giambi's Mustache grows faster than Jason Giambi can run. 5. Jason Giambi's Mustache will carry New York, New Jersey and Connecticut's 53 electoral votes in the Presidential election - as a write in candidate. 4. If Keith Hernandez had Jason Giambi's Mustache, he wouldn't need Just for Men. 3. Jason Giambi didn't grow his Mustache - his Mustache grew a Jason Giambi. 2. Jason Giambi's Mustache is the only thing in the world that leaves Curt Schilling speechless. 1. Jason Giambi never took steroids. The grand jury that questioned him mistakenly thought his Mustache was on baseball's banned substances list. Thanks to this site for the photo. ...
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In honor of the "Jason Giambi mustache" giveaway at Yankee Stadium today, here is a very funny Top 10 list, written by the good folks at Yanksblog.com The humor borrows liberally from Cole Hamels Facts , but that's all right. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, you know. Here are the top 10 facts about Jason Giambi's mustache (sorry, I mean Mustache): 10. Jason Giambi's Mustache votes for him online - while he's playing. 9. The scar on Jason Giambi's upper lip is from the first time he shaved his Mustache - a mistake he knows not to make again. 8. Jason Giambi's Mustache makes women want to grow a mustache. 7. When Tom Selleck/Thomas Magnum, P.I.'s mustache prays at night, it prays to Jason Giambi's Mustache. 6. Jason Giambi's Mustache grows faster than Jason Giambi can run. 5. Jason Giambi's Mustache will carry New York, New Jersey and Connecticut's 53 electoral votes in the Presidential election - as a write in candidate. 4. If Keith Hernandez had Jason Giambi's Mustache, he wouldn't need Just for Men. 3. Jason Giambi didn't grow his Mustache - his Mustache grew a Jason Giambi. 2. Jason Giambi's Mustache is the only thing in the world that leaves Curt Schilling speechless. 1. Jason Giambi never took steroids. The grand jury that questioned him mistakenly thought his Mustache was on baseball's banned substances list. Thanks to this site for the photo. ...