This is sort of lame, but it's my personal pound-of-flesh when I've been forced to work on projects that should have been allowed to die, or at the very least, been bludgeoned to death...
I found this image somewhere, added my own little "wtf", and as a warning to other unfortunate souls, put it in every document associated with projects that ... well, truly deserve it.
Help yourself if you think it's worthy.
P.S. forgive the lame site - just needed someplace to post the image... ...