More reason to be proud! We've got fabulous sperm. Elephant sperm, that is. Seems Memphis Zoo officials are making plans for the first birth of an elephant in the zoo's century-old history, reports the Commercial Appeal. The elephant was impregnated with sperm from bulls in Jacksonville and Pittsburgh 10 months ago. The poor thing has another year to go. Only then will we know if our sperm did the trick. But we're betting on Florida. This state has balls.... Matthew Craig/The Commercial Appeal African elephants Tyranza (left) and Asali wade into their pond looking for fruit tossed there by keepers Monday afternoon. Memphis zoo staff have determined that Asali is expecting a calf in July of 2009. More FloriDUH ...