Dan and I decided that Friday afternoons are the PRIME time to post things that we really want to go viral - given the enormous amount of people on-line at 4 p.m. on a Friday in August. So why not take this opportunity to find a hitherto unknown piece of internet video gold, post it, sit back, and watch it spread like a flesh-eating virus? Rules of the game: 1. The video must not have more than 500 views upon posting. 2. You have to find the video yourself (no "via" links allowed). This week on Ebola Friday, we randomly entered the search term "seashells" into YouTube just to see what would pop up, and we came upon the following gem. Notice that it's categorized as "how to" - I'm not sure what this is teaching me to do, but I somehow feel like I'm better at seashells now. God, it just makes me feel so POWERFUL knowing that this simple little video is going to hit the front page of Digg in about...4 minutes. ...