I just bought some plane tickets and then they wanted to see if I would tack on a $50 "carbon credit" for myself. Are they f*cking out of their f*cking sick deranged minds? I see... I spend a little extra and suddenly the pounds of carbon that the plane spews out on the trip doesn't matter anymore. All those taxes and fees I gotta pay and now I'm gonna tax myself? Some smartasses are known to say the lottery is an "idiot tax"... well let me tell you something, at least every day in the lottery some idiot wins. Carbon Credits = Tard Tax. NOBODY wins with these dopey carbon credits. You might as well stick a $50 bill up your ass as far as it will go and then resist the temptation to look in the bowl in admiration the next time you sh*t. Just flush. Then remember to feel good about yourself because you're a big dopey dummy who gives to earth charity. Like Lady Gaia is gonna thank you for your money even though you got on a plane. Get real. Carbon Credits. Oh... the libs can't wait to make that thing a tax. Wait until they tax you for opening your fridge. It's coming. ...
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