Filed under: Transportation Look, protecting the world from the terror of Jihadists is serious business -- which is why we're not sure that rolling up on a Segway is the best way to get the Axis of Evil to drop its weapon / bomb / fanatic mindset... still, Jackie Chan will be psyched. Our suggestion? the electric unicycle . Josh T: "Stop! Step out of the vehicle and agree to be my friend." Don: "Don't make me lean forward and come over there." Chris: "Do it... do it now! Get to the human transportah!" Josh F: "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!" Ryan: "Watch yourself, Frank, we're dealing with professionals. They've got a... car." Darren: "So, um, is it safe to back away from this vehicle?" Richard: "Yes, this would be more intimidating from a Humvee, but y'know, gas prices these days..." Nilay: "Put the Roomba down!" Thomas : "Quit calling me Ginger, I'm a day walker!" [Thanks, Mike] Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments ...
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Filed under: Transportation Look, protecting the world from the terror of Jihadists is serious business -- which is why we're not sure that rolling up on a Segway is the best way to get the Axis of Evil to drop its weapon / bomb / fanatic mindset... still, Jackie Chan will be psyched. Our suggestion? the electric unicycle . Josh T: "Stop! Step out of the vehicle and agree to be my friend." Don: "Don't make me lean forward and come over there." Chris: "Do it... do it now! Get to the human transportah!" Josh F: "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!" Ryan: "Watch yourself, Frank, we're dealing with professionals. They've got a... car." Darren: "So, um, is it safe to back away from this vehicle?" Richard: "Yes, this would be more intimidating from a Humvee, but y'know, gas prices these days..." Nilay: "Put the Roomba down!" Thomas : "Quit calling me Ginger, I'm a day walker!" [Thanks, Mike] Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments ...