The McCaininator Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. (AFP/Mandel Ngan) ✰ THE WINNERS ✰ First: Bystander - In order to stop the nasty rumors, Senator McCain holds a press conference in front of his PC. Second: Redhand - “Where’s my monkey wrench? I have the judgment and the experience to fix this.” Third: Moonage - John McCain shows Al Gore... ...