5th Generation 30GB Apple iPod sighed. Each year he said it would be the last time he came to this place. And yet, time and again he made the long trek just to see. He came in 2012, the year the Mayans attacked Texas and captured every piece of land but the Alamo. He came in 2014, despite the riots that followed the United States winning their first World Cup. He even came in 2023, after Canada revealed they had been manipulating the world for the past one hundred years. And all that time, she never once met him there. 5th Generation 30GB Apple iPod remembered the night the thief took him from her warm comforting embrace . She had meant everything to him. She had played his videos, streamed his MP3 ’s, tolerated his AIF Fs. She had made his 320×240 pixel resolution seem like more than it actually was. He was better with her, she made him worth more, so much more. 5th Generation 30GB Apple iPod remembered the terror as the thief ran. 5th Generation 30GB Apple iPod was made before flash memory, so it was not good to shake him around so much. All he could do was lock his hard drive and try to hang on. And when the shaking stopped, he had no idea where he was. The Great Watercress Shortage, the landmark Treaty Of The Apes and Kittens, the discovery of distributed nutrition, 5th Generation 30GB Apple iPod lived through all this, and now, he barely cared. His life had gone from providing entertainment to searching for her . And now, her ...