At last, Barack Obama is the Democratic Party's official nominee. Now, the Democrats move forward to November, but what sterling proxy will rise forth from the political herd to wow the country as Obama's right-hand man (or woman)? Thus far, the suggestions are stunning in their mediocrity. There's not enough blogging room available on the internet to properly tear apart all of the Veep suggestions, so I have decided to focus on two of my favorite suggestions: Bill Richardson and Tom Daschle. This is probably an appropriate time to mention that the following critique is chock full of profanity, offensive observations, and sarcastic musings. Bill Richardson Did YOU know Bill Richardson is the Governor of New Mexico and was a United Nations ambassador? You may have heard these trivia nuggets one of the eight million times Bill credit-dropped them before reciting his stump speech during the Democratic debates. It didn't matter what question the moderators asked him, ole' jiggly chins somehow contorted his way back into explaining that he hails from the great state of New Mexico. We get it, Bill. Mexicans LOVE you . I know this kind of resume-dropping is a small thing to harp on, but it's a huge pet peeve of mine. You just know Richardson is that dude at the party no one wants to talk to because he always name-drops in the midst of every story because ONE TIME he got to go back stage at a Bon Jovi concert. It's sort of like how Bill ...
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At last, Barack Obama is the Democratic Party's official nominee. Now, the Democrats move forward to November, but what sterling proxy will rise forth from the political herd to wow the country as Obama's right-hand man (or woman)? Thus far, the suggestions are stunning in their mediocrity. There's not enough blogging room available on the internet to properly tear apart all of the Veep suggestions, so I have decided to focus on two of my favorite suggestions: Bill Richardson and Tom Daschle. This is probably an appropriate time to mention that the following critique is chock full of profanity, offensive observations, and sarcastic musings. Bill Richardson Did YOU know Bill Richardson is the Governor of New Mexico and was a United Nations ambassador? You may have heard these trivia nuggets one of the eight million times Bill credit-dropped them before reciting his stump speech during the Democratic debates. It didn't matter what question the moderators asked him, ole' jiggly chins somehow contorted his way back into explaining that he hails from the great state of New Mexico. We get it, Bill. Mexicans LOVE you . I know this kind of resume-dropping is a small thing to harp on, but it's a huge pet peeve of mine. You just know Richardson is that dude at the party no one wants to talk to because he always name-drops in the midst of every story because ONE TIME he got to go back stage at a Bon Jovi concert. It's sort of like how Bill ...