Now THIS is entertainment. The Grand Prairie (Texas) Airhogs topped last month's Win-A-Funeral promotion by a mile Wednesday night with a between-innings send-up of Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez's divorce trial. There also was a dance contest to, you guessed it, Madonna songs. Here's the story . This promotion, in which fans dressed like Alex, Cynthia or Madonna got into the ballpark for a dollar, totally cracks me up and more than makes up for the horrid Win-A-Funeral contest in which the winner proudly announced that "God still has me around for a reason; to win a funeral." I'm starting to think that I really blew it last month by not trying to go to an Airhogs game when I was in Grand Prairie visiting relatives. In case you're wondering, Grand Prairie is the next town to Arlington, home of A-Rod's former team, the Texas Rangers. ...