Instead of the typical, "let's all look tough and glare into the camera even though we averaged four points per game last year"-posturing that you usually get from various NBA media days, the Miami Heat decided to take a more atypical, somewhat wistful route this time around. And we're going to need some yearbook quotes. Winner gets a functional combination lock for your locker, acne cream that actually works, and an unyielding sense of security and confidence. Applicants from the ages of 14 to 19 need not apply, because none of those three things can ever exist within a high school. D-Wade: Marcus Banks: Shawn Marion: ...