You could look it up . No wonder I feel old: I can barely do it with my eyes open. Pete Gustin , the guy texting in the video up top, is legally blind. I love how some of his commenters scoff and tell him he's faking. Huh. I know who some of those people are 'cause they stop by to hate on me from time to time. I guess that's the price of doing business online, what? ...